BRANDED
2:45 Thu Jul 21
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Culturally inept
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Davenport
2:47 Thu Jul 21
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5 start
all inc
Cyprus
OK MATE
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mashed in maryland
2:53 Thu Jul 21
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If you consider Russians in all incs better behaved than northerners my guess is you're lying and have made this entire story up for attention.
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flyingV
2:59 Thu Jul 21
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Davenport 2:47 Thu Jul 21
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Hahahaha... exactly
"Welcome to The Dorchester, Sir. Here's your wristband"
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Sven Roeder
3:01 Thu Jul 21
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Russians , Essex & Northerners?
Have you considered the fact you may not be on holiday and have actually died in your sleep & gone to HELL?
RIP
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Private Dancer
3:03 Thu Jul 21
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mashed in maryland 2:53 Thu Jul 21
Spot on. Absolute scum of the earth. Vile human beings.
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Northern Sold
3:05 Thu Jul 21
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Hark at mashed sticking up for face slicing Scousers... I wonder why that is??
Did you say DIAPER sold?
Yup... SOILED DIAPER
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Northern Sold
3:06 Thu Jul 21
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I've met a few Russians on me hols... been ok... never a problem... saying that I not met the load that go to Thailand to pick up 7 year old German Sheppards... the sick fucks
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violator
3:08 Thu Jul 21
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I was in Corfu and there were a Geordie family of four, kids were a boy and girl. Every single day they would each wear some kind of Newcastle top, home shirt, away shirt, training tops, retro shirts, the lot. And the dad and son would always walk about 5 paces in front of the mum and daughter. Weird breed,
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chim chim cha boo
3:14 Thu Jul 21
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I've got to say I generally give the British a swerve when I go on holiday.
Boring bunch of cunts on the whole. 'Hey mate! I heard your accent. You English? Where you from?'
'London, mate'.
'I'm from Stevenage! Small world eh? Do you like it here?'
'Yes mate. It's very nice'.
'Oh I preferred the Dom Rep. You could get all-in hot-dogs on the beach there. A couple of years ago we went to Mauritius and....'
At that point I just want to go 'FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CUNT' but of course because I am English I sit there engaging in mindless chitty chat (which I am shit at and hate doing) pissing away valuable holiday time. I then spend the rest of the holiday trying to avoid them.
I hate you white cunts.
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stoneman
3:22 Thu Jul 21
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I'm merely stating that Russian families are better behaved than Northern families, if their kids misbehave they sort it out. If a Northerners kids throw stones and run across newly planted flower beds then nothing happens because they are nowhere to be seen.
One guy is walking around in a Walsall shirt, it's 38 degrees for fuck sake! At least be like the other Northerners and wear the statutory wife beater vest.
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paulon
3:26 Thu Jul 21
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*Midlander
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stoneman
3:28 Thu Jul 21
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North of Watford.
Northerner.
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chim chim cha boo
3:29 Thu Jul 21
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Having said all that I do love northern bird's accents and have found over the years that northerners (not all, but some of them) are a bit less inclined to engage in 'holiday one upmanship' which is the worst holiday chitty chatter you can have.
'Oh in Mexico we had Lobster every night'.
'Really? Yes the Maldives was like that-we had a man come to our villa and cook for us in the evenings'
'Yes a tribesman used to cook our dinner when we'd come back from a day safari in the Okavango delta'
'That reminds me of when we stayed in a luxury tree-house in Ulu'Batan...'
'The Sherpas were good cooks when we scaled K2'
'We were diving the Great Barrier Reef when I was captured by mermaids and made their king...'
'When we flew to Mars...'
SHUT UP YOU CUNTS.
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jfk
3:38 Thu Jul 21
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I'm off to Spain Sunday staying in a pukka villa.No fucking northerners and no football shirts.You get what you pay for.
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Hasans Fish Bar RIP
3:41 Thu Jul 21
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Its Watford GAP you cunts
North of Watford implies Hemel or St Albans are north.
As has been said, the one-upmanship game is fucking tiresome
Renee: Oh you’re going to Turkey, oh you lucky thing. Oh we’ve been to Turkey myself and Roy, 1990 went to Turkey, ‘91 Turkey, ‘92 Turkey, ‘93 Morecambe- Oh it’s not a patch on Turkey- it’s not got the same atmosphere what did I say Roy?
Roy: It’s not got the same atmosphere
Renee: Last time there were a trip to some ruins- I said we haven’t come all this way to look at an eyesore, oh they did laugh, what did they do Roy?
Roy: They did laugh
Renee: You see, Oh and one night Roy tried his hand on the karaoke, I said to Roy you’ve got a good voice, but no coordination, what did I say Roy?
Roy: You’ve got a good voice, but no coordination
Renee: I mean were not big sun worshippers myself and Roy we’re big fans of the shade. Roy came down in his shorts one day, I said you look like an egg on legs, what did I say Roy?
Roy: You look like an egg on legs
Renee: They did laugh ‘round the pool. Oh I got a really dicky tummy on the Wednesday, I said oh Roy, my tummy’s off- what did I say Roy?
Roy: You said you could have shit through the eye of a needle!
Renee: I did not say that- Roy.
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BubblesCyprus
3:46 Thu Jul 21
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Mixed bunch IMO Jocks tend to travel better.
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violator
3:51 Thu Jul 21
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The Northern couple in Shirley Valentine are spot on.
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Far Cough
3:54 Thu Jul 21
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Hahaha, love Roy and Renee, RIP Caroline
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gph
3:55 Thu Jul 21
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Why are people so quick to generalise negative traits?
I mean, I met an interesting accountant once, but I've not generalised and said all accountants are interesting.
That would be weird, right?
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martyboy
4:28 Thu Jul 21
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So have we found out yet the hotel or location of the OP? Oh and Russians are the worlds worst travellers, the locals in Cyprus called them "Village People" I asked why, and was told they all a bit simple!!
Would rather walk 2 miles in the 40* heat then pay 1.5 euros for a bus ride!!
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